Writer's Craft: 10 Things To Do In Walmart

Have you ever felt the urge to do something utterly and incredibly stupid? Well, here's the chance for you! The list I provide below is written and thought of by one very smart person, whom I give so much credit for:

1. Get as many packs of condoms as you can (preferably a basket full), and place them in random shopping carts when the owner is not looking.

2. Go into one of the change rooms (doesn't matter if it's the Men's or Women's), and yell out loud, "Why aren't there any tissue in here?!"

3. Hide inside a clothing rack, and when someone browses in the very same rack you are in, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

5. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off in 5-minute intervals.

6. When a clerk asks if they may help you, being to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

9. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.

10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!"

Well, I hope you enjoy, and have as much fun as possible.

PS. If, by chance (and most likely), you are caught, and is (are) arrested or placed charges on, it is entirely not my problem or fault. Thanks! :)

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We Got Married (우리 결혼했어요)

One of the best reality TV shows by Korea I've watched. It's full of humor, drama, and most importantly, romance. Very HIGHLY recommended! I noticed that finding episodes for this TV series is complicated, so I will provide you all with the episodes here to the best of my abilities. Enjoy!

(P.S. Should there be any problems with the link, please let me know so that I can fix it right away =])

Season 1
Episode 1: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 || Episode 2: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Episode 3: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 || Episode 4: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Episode 5: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 || Episode 6: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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Episode 43: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 || Episode 44 (SNSD): 1, 2
Episode 45 (SNSD): 1, 2 || Episode 46 (SNSD): 1, 2
Episode 47 (SNSD): 1, 2 || Episode 48: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Episode 49 (SNSD): 1, 2, 3 || Episode 50 (SNSD): 1, 2, 3
Episode 51: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 || Episode 52: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Episode 53: (KangJi) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (SNSD) || Episode 54: (KangJi) 1, 2, 3
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