Every girl has an expectation (or more) from the second-half they are searching for. Of course, it varies between personalities and preferences, but this is my own list of what a girl expects from a guy:

1. Learn to be CONSIDERATE. * Think about her feelings, too!

2. Know your limits. There are BOUNDARIES.

3. Do NOT be a total hypocrite.

4. Learn to give her SPACE.

5. Find out about her interests, hobbies, etc. It is nice to know something that you can relate to.

6. Do NOT annoy the hell out of her.

7. Accept her FLAWS. Face it, EVERYONE HAS THEM. Get OVER IT!

8. Be FRIENDLY, KIND, and FUNNY. No one wants an asshole.

9. Do NOT be overprotective. It's cute, but freaking ANNOYING. Girls need to BREATHE.

10. Most importantly, LOVE HER.

... Is this too much to ask for?

1. How you grew up is not an indicator of who you are, what you want or how you approach life.

2. People will always try to control you if you let them.

3. All your life you must fight to be who you really are.

4. Your passion for your dream is enough motivation to do everything in your power to accomplish it and live it enthusiastically.

5. Every circumstance in your life comes with lessons. It is up to you to find them in the fold of pain, anguish, grief and heartache, learn them and live them.

6. People are generally hostile to your dream. So don't be too liberal in revealing it. Guard it well; keep it close to your heart.

7. You can't escape being like your parents in some respects, no matter what.

8. God is in control of all that happens in my life. He allows me the freedom to make decisions and choices. They may be good or bad. But in the end, He will have his way in my life, one way or another. He is God.

9. To a large extent, my parents are responsible for how I view myself. It si true that the view is not always conductive to self-confidence, but therein lies my inspiration to find and be the best I can be.

10. Everyone is afraid of something and that fear, no matter how hard we work to rid ourselves of it, the thing we fear follows us throughout our lives. The key to living well and fully is to learn how to let our fears dictate how far we travel on life's highway, how high we fly in pursuit of our dreams and how deeply we love.

11. The good old days will never return, no matter how hard we wish for them. Instead, we can recall, regain and recapture the good feelings, the simplicity and the hopefulness and make them a part of our todays.

12. God may not always be your first option, but He will always be the best option in any situation.

Have you ever felt the urge to do something utterly and incredibly stupid? Well, here's the chance for you! The list I provide below is written and thought of by one very smart person, whom I give so much credit for:

1. Get as many packs of condoms as you can (preferably a basket full), and place them in random shopping carts when the owner is not looking.

2. Go into one of the change rooms (doesn't matter if it's the Men's or Women's), and yell out loud, "Why aren't there any tissue in here?!"

3. Hide inside a clothing rack, and when someone browses in the very same rack you are in, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

5. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off in 5-minute intervals.

6. When a clerk asks if they may help you, being to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

9. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.

10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!"

Well, I hope you enjoy, and have as much fun as possible.

PS. If, by chance (and most likely), you are caught, and is (are) arrested or placed charges on, it is entirely not my problem or fault. Thanks! :)

Hello. My name is Lola Dazzletush. Of course, that's not my real name, but that doesn't matter right now. You have probably already thought, "Lola Dazzletush? What kind of name is that??" Well, the origin of my name isn't all that important, but if you MUST know, it's my stripper name. No, I'm not a stripper. My friend, who I will not name, just asked what kind of name I would pick if I became a stripper, and before I could even answer, I have been dubbed as "Lola Dazzletush". How nice.